May 2013
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manjolras:
we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science
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so what if the creator of the gif says it is supposed to be pronounced as ‘jif’ like do u know how many things aren’t what they were originally intended to be like this fucking website for example i mean really
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Anonymous asked: would you make the twitter handle wheresWashington ??
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idk im thinking of making a twitter account and then writing the handle on a dollar and in the twitter account description telling people to tweet me a picture of the dollar and where it is.
ok im totally doing it
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mercimonamie:
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
IM LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN’T BREATHE
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satsukisexual:
HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE AND YOURE IN A MUTUAL FOLLOW WITH THEM AND YOU JUST KIND OF STARE AT THEIR URL LONGINGLY BEFORE JUST SLOWLY SCROLLING PAST BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO SEEM WEIRD
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fragilefangirl:
In TV shows, ‘partners’ means ‘lovers in a long, annoying, agonizing denial phase’.
i caniogt b reathe im laughnig os hard
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jerusalembells replied to your post: afglsdjfhaskljdglaksdhiuwbdgisabdg i just drove…
congrats! it’s an exciting feeling, especially if you don’t run over or kill anyone!
I DIDN’T :D but i did almost hit a fence so
mon-petit-pois replied to your post: afglsdjfhaskljdglaksdhiuwbdgisabdg i just drove…
*slow claps*
it’s so excitingggg
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i just drove for the first time in my life
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gargoylesarecool:
ectoghostologist:
i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid
They talk shit about other students if they like you enough too.
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“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”
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…has it really only been a week since the finale? this is going to be a horribly long hiatus.
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do you ever just cry because you miss the magic and innocence of childhood
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i’m slowly going to start talking to all of you because i want to be friend
pizza:
i was trying to find how to attach a photo to an email and found out that you can lose your v-card via email now
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do u ever listen to the song factory soundtrack from the disney movie dinosaur from 13 years ago because i do
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
steptoe:
do you guys realise that literally everyone is beautiful like look at anyone even the people you think are the most unattractive and i guarantee you after a few moments you’ll see what i mean like literally everyone is just really really beautiful and i love that
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one of the best feelings in the world is when you do a perfect vocal run
its just so great
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velleiite:
friendly reminder that your body is a small aspect of your whole being and that you are comprised of so much more than how you look in the mirror~(✿◠‿◠)
(◉‿◉✿)(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ
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jaclcfrost:
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
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now to write an essay on what equality means to turn in to my homophobic, misogynist asshole of a teacher
apatheticghost:
REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE
IT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL GOOD
IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD
ITS NICE
YOU ARE A PLEASANT AND COOL PERSON
BEING MEAN IS MEAN
THERES NO REASON TO BE RUDE AND HATEFUL WHEN WE’RE ALL JUST PEOPLE LIVING ON THE SAME PLANET AND TRYING TO GET THROUGH OUR LIVES AND ENJOY THE TIME WE HAVE
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dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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i either did a really bad job brushing my teeth or a really good one because there is toothpaste all over me
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oh my god when did it become 3 in the morning
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whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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