avenjer: callmestarbuck: nonfat-tofutti-rice-dreamsicle: shookmyshadow: scullywantstobelieve1013: nonfat-tofutti-rice-dreamsicle: agentscully: lol @ chris carter though did you really think this would end up being something platonic #you sweet summer child #the complete and utter disregard for personal space#the ”annoyed-yet-slightly-aroused” look on scully’s face #lol ok carter...
edgur: life is like a box of chocolates i don’t have a box of chocolates
thegirlincendio: S is for sex written by virgins H is for hurts like hell I is for I want to dieeeee P is for pain and suffering DOWN HERE IN MY OTP
tyrion-lannisters: donnapaulsens: th3bookthief: wakingthegoldenwood: eridanschoiceass: hush little fandom don’t you cry you all knew your fave character was going to die #a song by joss whedon #with backup vocals by george r. r. martin #and guest performers damon lindelof and carlton cuse #produced by shonda rhimes
boquiquishequa: deerpong: virginclub: your gay what about my gay it’s off its leash and is now redecorating my living room please take it back
What I say: WE HAVE NO FOOD.
What I really mean: THERE'S NOTHING I CAN MAKE IN UNDER 5 MINUTES.
paellamagica: you know what the cutest thing is when someone picks up a quirk of yours like if you say a certain word a lot, they start saying it or if you speak in a certain way and they start speaking that way too its so cute
Me on facebook: Stop being illiterate you futile twats, your lack of immense grammar complexity enrages me.
Me on tumblr: omFG shutup idgaf ok that's perf~ so cuTE
raisingfrom-perdition asked: BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD!!! Once you are given this award, you are supposed to paste it in the ask of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it’s sweet to know someone thinks your beautiful inside and out. <3